Permanent Attractive Secretary For Millionaire in Secretary & PA

UK businessman seeks to employ an attractive open minded young lady betwen the age of 18 and 35 to join our ever growing company. You must be friendly, dynamic and exciting to work with. What I offer is unconventional, as the successfull lady will need to serve me in a professional capacity in the boardroom and a personal capacity in the bedroom. Please note that I am merely bieng upfront and do not wish to offend you. There is an excellent compensation package, provided you have a flirtateous nature, and a wardrobe that will send my imagination tingling. Please note that you will be required to be open minded and mix business with loads of pleasure. Experience is not vital, what matters is your ability to hold a conversation. All that needs to be learnt will be taught to you.
The role will require international travel, and a host of benefits to ensure that you are handsomely compensated for your indulgance. You must have strong communication skills, be smart, confident and willing to do all that I ask of you. Your loyalty, honesty and friendliness will allow me to change your life drastically. The ideal person will be based in and around PMB. Preferably a good undestanding of Indian culture, as there may be a requirement to travel frequently to India and Dubai.
Please attach your current cv, as well as your most recent pics. Please also tell me a little about you and why I should consider you for this life changing opportunity. The right lady will get an apartment and a company car.